Staph (Staphylococcus Aureus)

A bacterium walked into a cafe and was told "We don’t serve bacteria in this place." The bacterium said, "But I work here, I’m Staph."

When staph drops by, visiting hours are over.
  • A popular teaching tool in hospitals
  • Better hygiene reduces nosocomial transmissions
  • Good reminder to treat cuts with antibiotic ointment quickly